Drones, Ice Cream Cones & Sleeping Alone

So we aren't going to use drones to strike down American citizens on human soil.

That's cool.

Now if we can all stop shooting each other.

Not sure we needed that dope talking about it for 13 hours, but what the hell, we got tax $ to spend, right?

Lost a freaking hour of sleep this week.

Why can't they spring us ahead on, say a Tuesday at 3 p.m.?

That way we'd lose an hour of work. I bet we'd all look forward to it rather than dreading the fact that we lose an hour of sleep and then feeling as if we can never catch up.

The spring forward actually seems to cost about 12 hours of sleep for some reason.

You gotta' love spring though. That first day of 55 + temperatures makes you feel as if you're reborn. You start thinking about shooting baskets, golf and ice cream cones.

Still hampered.

I didn't golf, but I shot two baskets as my kids were playing. I called for the ball and hit a 20-footer, asked for it back, hit another one and walked into the house.

"Ugliest shot I've ever seen," Jake laughed.

"Always ends with the WHAP! though," I said.

The wife and I spent some quality time together this weekend. We hadn't actually really seen each other much in a couple of weeks. We decided to get a hotel room so we could use the hot tub.

We listened to a few tunes, watched 48 Hours and then left the place to go home.

You see, neither one of us is very comfortable sleeping next to the other. People laugh when we mention that we have our own rooms, but it's a great thing.

I don't have to watch Nancy Grace or the Good Wife as I'm drifting off to sleep.

She doesn't need to see reruns of The Odd Couple on ME Television, and besides there isn't room for me, Melky, and my beautiful wife.

What is your opinion?

Do married couples need to buy a house on a piece of land and then split a freaking bed?

As we walked out of the hotel at 11 p.m. the hotel clerk was wondering what the hell was wrong with us.

"I'd much rather sleep in my own bed," my wife said.

"For sure," I answered. "Nothing personal, but you're a nightmare to sleep next to."

So, you really wanna' know the secret to a good marriage?

Get some sleep.

Get the hell away from one another as much as possible.

I'm telling you.

It works.

Spring forward, friends.

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