This is Crazy, This is Crazy, This is Crazy

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Just thinking about Chevy Chase jumping in the pool to take a swim with Christie Brinkley while his family slept at that motel.

It was 79 degrees here in Buffalo this week and they are talking about snow in the early part of the week.

Wouldn't it be fun if we could all get sick again?

A lot of hate being spewed around the social media sites. Between the election, the discussion of Douche Armstrong, and the usual religious fights it makes you wonder where it's all headed. Everyone has a say. Everyone has a side. We are alienating one another with our misspelled rhetoric.

It teaches me a lot of things.

Like no one was paying attention when the English teachers all across this great land told people about:

They're - There - and Their.

Or Your and You're.

The other day I was on Twitter when Curt Schilling the former fake blood guy with the Boston Suck Sox posted a comment that used the word:

Intellectualize.

Except he spelled it wrong.

He posted this:

"Sorry about the misspelling. Damn auto-correct got me again."

I am working on being dismissed as one of Curt's friends. So I wrote:

"Auto-correct doesn't misspell words it corrects them. Try using smaller words."

Curt sent two replies.

The first was:

"Aww, shut-up!"

He quickly removed that and then wrote.

"Not on Apple."

I decided to let him slide. I didn't even send my usual post to all the Suck Sox players and writers:

"The Suck Sox lost 93."

He might have dismissed me right then and there, and I'm not quite done with him yet.

I'm waiting for him to make another mistake someday.

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