How's Everything?

Started the day at the doctors to have the back checked out again. The doctor laughed during the examination:

"Wow, I've never seen anyone with such a limited range of motion. You're about to snap like a rubber band."

Ah, that's good news.

"You need to take some time off of work," she said.

"Not happening," I answered.

I'm still an idiot, even after knowing that shit happens.

"Well, you at least need a muscle relaxer. I've never seen anything like it. You need a specialist."

I had a suggestion.

"Give me the muscle relaxer and I'll buy the grey goose," I said.

She acted as if I'd slapped her.

"Just kidding," I lied.

So, here I sit, or should I say lay, waiting for the muscle relaxer to kick in. I need a little more ice for my drink.

Just kidding.

Kathy would skin me if I even thought about mixing it up for fun.

"How's everything?" you ask.

"Wonderful!"

Try again tomorrow.

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