How's Everything?
Started the day at the doctors to have the back checked out again. The doctor laughed during the examination:
"Wow, I've never seen anyone with such a limited range of motion. You're about to snap like a rubber band."
Ah, that's good news.
"You need to take some time off of work," she said.
"Not happening," I answered.
I'm still an idiot, even after knowing that shit happens.
"Well, you at least need a muscle relaxer. I've never seen anything like it. You need a specialist."
I had a suggestion.
"Give me the muscle relaxer and I'll buy the grey goose," I said.
She acted as if I'd slapped her.
"Just kidding," I lied.
So, here I sit, or should I say lay, waiting for the muscle relaxer to kick in. I need a little more ice for my drink.
Just kidding.
Kathy would skin me if I even thought about mixing it up for fun.
"How's everything?" you ask.
"Wonderful!"
Try again tomorrow.
"Wow, I've never seen anyone with such a limited range of motion. You're about to snap like a rubber band."
Ah, that's good news.
"You need to take some time off of work," she said.
"Not happening," I answered.
I'm still an idiot, even after knowing that shit happens.
"Well, you at least need a muscle relaxer. I've never seen anything like it. You need a specialist."
I had a suggestion.
"Give me the muscle relaxer and I'll buy the grey goose," I said.
She acted as if I'd slapped her.
"Just kidding," I lied.
So, here I sit, or should I say lay, waiting for the muscle relaxer to kick in. I need a little more ice for my drink.
Just kidding.
Kathy would skin me if I even thought about mixing it up for fun.
"How's everything?" you ask.
"Wonderful!"
Try again tomorrow.
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