My Main Man, Marshawn

Well, well, well look who's back in the news. That terrific running back from the Buffalo Bills, Marshwan Lynch.

Let's recap:

First off, he performed a hit and run in downtown Buffalo, hid out from the cops for a couple of weeks, and then paid a hundred dollar fine. He's still getting sued for that one.

Then he went west and got picked up by the cops with firearms and pot in the car - they dropped the drug charges. The NFL was working on their image though so they suspended him for four games to start the season.

Last month, he allegedly took $20 off a table at a restaurant and refused to give it back to the women he was supposedly terrorizing.

Unfortunately, for him, the woman's husband is a Detective on the Buffalo police force. After the criminal report was filed the Hamburg police department, in what can only be considered an effort to keep things quiet mailed the woman the twenty bucks with a letter.

I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding.

He lost his job as a first-stringer. He gets arrested twice a year. He has nothing good to say about anything. God! I love him!

Now you wonder why my kid's Lynch shirt is in the mothballs?

Idiot! Get him out!

Comments

deafjeff said…
now I know what to get your kid for his birthday!

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