Baseball Preview - 2014
Thank God! We made it!
No more pretending to think hockey is even remotely interesting.
No more faking that the NFL isn't scripted.
(Do you know the NFL doesn't pay taxes?).
It's baseball season!
162 glorious games that stretch three hours each night. Michael Kay is back. Derek Jeter is back. The 27-Time World Champion Greatest Team in the History of Organized Sports are recharged and ready to roll.
I feel that a great friend has returned from a long, long trip that resulted in absolute boredom. All is right with the world. The Yankees are back, baby!
Here we go:
I'll start with the stupid National League where the pitchers still bat.
NL East Winner:
Washington Nationals.
NL Central Winner:
St. Louis Cardinals
NL West:
Los Angeles Dodgers
The two NL wild cards:
Atlanta and San Francisco
League MVP - Hanley Ramirez of the Dodgers
National League Champions:
Los Angeles Dodgers
American League East Winners:
The 27-Time World Champion Greatest Team in the History of Organized Sports
American League Central Winners:
Detroit Tigers
American League West Champs:
I don't know how...but the Oakland A's.
AL Wild Cards:
Tampa and Texas
AL MVP: Mike Trout
World Series:
The 27-Time World Champion Greatest Team in the History of Organized Sports over the Highest Payroll in the land, the Dodgers.
Derek Freaking Jeter goes out like he came in!
A champion.
No more pretending to think hockey is even remotely interesting.
No more faking that the NFL isn't scripted.
(Do you know the NFL doesn't pay taxes?).
It's baseball season!
162 glorious games that stretch three hours each night. Michael Kay is back. Derek Jeter is back. The 27-Time World Champion Greatest Team in the History of Organized Sports are recharged and ready to roll.
I feel that a great friend has returned from a long, long trip that resulted in absolute boredom. All is right with the world. The Yankees are back, baby!
Here we go:
I'll start with the stupid National League where the pitchers still bat.
NL East Winner:
Washington Nationals.
NL Central Winner:
St. Louis Cardinals
NL West:
Los Angeles Dodgers
The two NL wild cards:
Atlanta and San Francisco
League MVP - Hanley Ramirez of the Dodgers
National League Champions:
Los Angeles Dodgers
American League East Winners:
The 27-Time World Champion Greatest Team in the History of Organized Sports
American League Central Winners:
Detroit Tigers
American League West Champs:
I don't know how...but the Oakland A's.
AL Wild Cards:
Tampa and Texas
AL MVP: Mike Trout
World Series:
The 27-Time World Champion Greatest Team in the History of Organized Sports over the Highest Payroll in the land, the Dodgers.
Derek Freaking Jeter goes out like he came in!
A champion.
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