This Is What It's Come To
Working to get things back on the road... Waiting to get x-rays was wildly entertaining. I so very rarely go to the doctors that I couldn't answer even the most simple of questions. "Do you have your insurance card?" the woman asked me. I handed her a card. "That's for your prescriptions," she said. I tried again. "That's your Blockbuster card. They're out of business." One more chance. "That's it. Now this was a car accident, right? Who do you get your car insurance from?" "Uncle Jim," I said. The lady looked at me as if I were the dumbest man on the planet. "How the hell do I know?" I asked. "I just want x-rays." "Can you reach your wife? Perhaps she can make sense out of your life." This is what it has come to. I don't even open my own mail anymore. And now the car needs to be fixed. I'm telling you, I don't have a single clue as to what to do next. "Take it for an es...