The Kiss of Death

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Mike Lindell is the goofy rags to riches ‘My Pillow’ guy. He was a crack addict who wound up a millionaire because he sold pillows and his ads worked for him.

A true American success story who lost all of it. Fox News just kicked him off their airwaves.

His life started falling apart when he hooked his cart to the Trump train.

Now, if you’ve ever listened to Lindell talk politics you’re well-versed on how nonsensical he is. He tried to bring proof of an election that was 100% stolen (it wasn’t).

He was sued for about a billion dollars.

Not to be outdone, Rudy was once American’s Mayor.

He was still regarded as something of an expert in the field of criminal justice.

He lost a huge judgement in Georgia for telling lies about the not-stolen election.

Rudy is still spewing nonsensical but his life basically went up in flames when he hitched a ride on the…

…you guessed it…

…train to nowhere.

And what is amazing to me is that there are still people willing to try to help the guy.

They see that every person he touches turns into a pillar of salt, but they get in line anyway.

I must admit that when I watched Lindell talk about how he was ruined, I felt a twinge of sadness.

And then he started talking about who he wanted to win the 2024 election.

And I laughed.

Lost everything.

The guy ignored him.

And he’s still loyal to a man who is a zero.

He got what he deserved.

They all will, eventually, and as they sit in a prison cell, or go completely belly up…

…Trump won’t give them the time of day.

He better save a few pillows. 

May need them when he bundles up in his car.

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