Absolute Immunity

Are people listening to the arguments being put forth by Putin Jr. as he tries to navigate his many criminal indictments?

It’s astounding!

1). His lawyer is arguing that the Georgia “try and find me 11,000 votes” call shouldn’t count because Trump didn’t realize that coercion of that type was illegal.

It reminded me of George Costanza being fired for sleeping with the cleaning lady and saying, “I didn’t know that was frowned upon.”

2). In Colorado his defense was that as president his job wasn’t to uphold the Constitution.

His lawyer actually tried to sell the idea that he didn’t hold an office that was beholden to the very freaking document that is what the whole government operates under.

3). I saved his third defense plea as the most comical. His lawyer stood up and explained that as president he could commit crimes and not be held accountable as he was free of being prosecuted for something he did while president.

Uh.

Did they think it through?

For example, if a president orders the Navy Seals to take out a former president should he not be charged?

That’s what they’re arguing!

So, follow along, Biden can, as President, commit any crime he’d like, and he’s immune.

Of course the president is tasked with upholding the Constitution.

He is also responsible for knowing what is and isn’t a crime and finally:

He’s not above the freaking law!

He can’t shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it.

In fact, there appears to be a whole bunch of reasons why he should “go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go and do not collect $200.”

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