NFL Super Bowl Pick

Lord knows I'm not a fan of the corporation that is the National Football League...but let's set that aside for the predictions!

AFC East - New England - who the hell else?

AFC North - Bengals - But Dalton ain't good.

AFC South - Indianapolis - they got the right QB a few years ago.

AFC West - Denver - Who doesn't love Peyton?

AFC Wild Cards - Friggin' Pittsburgh and Kansas City

Yeah...no Bills...they will go 6 and 10. After the season the new owners will fire the coach, the GM and cut the franchise QB they just drafted. The fans will be happy with the changes and excited for the new regime who will be brought in and will talk tough about ending the 15 year playoff curse...rinse, lather, repeat.

We'll get 'em next year for sure.

NFC East - The Eagles - everyone else sort of sucks.

NFC North - Da' Bears - don't ask me why. Just wanted to type - 'Da' Bears.

NFC South - Carolina? - Don't know crap about that division.

NFC West - San Francisco - they got robbed in NFC game last year - NFL has to fix this year for them.

NFC Wild Cards - Seattle and New Orleans

AFC Championship Game - New England over Denver - One last Brady versus Manning shoved down our collective throats.

NFC Championship Game - San Francisco over the Eagles - High-scoring game - comes down to one blown call on the last drive that hands the 49ers the game.

Stupid Bowl - 49ers over Pats - it'll be a close game - they won't script two straight blow-outs.

What else?

Manziel will start eventually and struggle and give the fans the finger.

Tim Tebow will get picked up by a team and ESPN will do an 8-hour show, 7 days a week to talk about his 'impact as a player in the National Football League' - he'll take 6 snaps and there will be 70,000 shots of him on the sidelines.

The Bills will be purchased by the Toronto group and they'll assure fans that 'Buffalo is their home' - in the office of the new owner there will be a calendar that marks off the days to the expiring lease.

The entire league is about money.

They can't get enough.

Stomp fans along the way?

Crush the little people who work there?

It's the NFL!

Enjoy.

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