Scientology

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So, Leah Remini is spilling the beans on Tom Cruise's religion.

Do we still just call him Tom Cruise or is it lord or master or something?

Raise your hand if you think the scientology stuff is a tad weird.

L. Ron Hubbard is the god, right?

But Tom Cruise is like the son of god or something.

Doesn't it have to do with spaceships and aliens?

Ah hell, I don't know.

I guess I'm spouting off again about something I have no idea what the hell is up, but isn't that pretty much what we all do?

Well, Kevin James' wife from King of Queens is pissed.

First off, she was really funny in that show. I especially liked when she attacked him for his weight problems. I'm thinking she called him Fatty McButterpants in one episode and trashing someone for a physical problem is always hilarious.

Like Katie Holmes' braces.

You see, Katie Holmes became entangled in the whole mess when one of the networks said that she'd be dropping by to make fun of lord Tom.

I always thought she was a cute girl who got caught up in a mess and I always sorted rooted for her...until she got her braces and wore them while working on Ray Donovan.

What the hell?

She's like 40 years old.

Couldn't Tom have gotten braces for her when she was an adolescent?

Isn't that when he picked her as mother Mary?

Ah hell, I'm confused.

But Leah is in some real trouble if what they're saying about her leaving the fold is true.

Evidently one of the higher up women disappeared...or so I'm told...never to be heard from again. The woman was kidnapped or some such crap, but that is all alleged to be true.

I'm sure it'll come out in the new testament of the book when Tom gets around to writing it.

But...I shouldn't poke fun.

All religions have some strange elements to them, don't they?

Some may even wonder about the creation story and Adam and Eve and all that.

Yet it seems to me that Leah has a tough road to navigate as she tries to expose everything.

Calling Kevin James names on a television show is one thing...

...messing with the god of all is quite another.

I'm hoping lord Tom takes it easy on her.

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