The Amanda Show
Isn't it weird that we are all sitting on the side of the road watching this Amanda Bynes girl crash the car over and over?
The NY Post is having a field day and every other media outlet is along for the ride. We hear about the Twitter rants, the weird haircuts, throwing bongs to the street.
One thing after another.
And how do you stop it?
Does anyone want to?
I guess it's all part of the sideshow. We watch someone rise and then sort of giggle as they fall.
I remember The Amanda Show.
I'm not sure which of my boys was caught watching her, but we sort of teased him...Matt, I'm guessing...anyway, he sort of had a crush on her and I don't know why it is but the guy paying for the television doesn't get to watch what they want.
So I saw The Amanda Show, and she was funny, and the show was highly successful.
But what happens when the cheering stops?
I guess we found out.
She's crashing the car hard. Over and over and over.
I was horrified when I saw her photo in the paper at court. She certainly didn't look like the same innocent girl.
How does life do that to you?
Money?
Self-importance?
Everyone who was kissing your ass suddenly turning on you?
I'm not sure, but it sort of sickens me.
Will everyone be stunned when the inevitable happens?
We saw it with Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston. We saw it with about 50 more if you really think about it, and yet we are fascinated by the crash.
Well, time to sum it up, I suppose.
I gotta' check to see what Lindsey Lohan did last night.
The NY Post is having a field day and every other media outlet is along for the ride. We hear about the Twitter rants, the weird haircuts, throwing bongs to the street.
One thing after another.
And how do you stop it?
Does anyone want to?
I guess it's all part of the sideshow. We watch someone rise and then sort of giggle as they fall.
I remember The Amanda Show.
I'm not sure which of my boys was caught watching her, but we sort of teased him...Matt, I'm guessing...anyway, he sort of had a crush on her and I don't know why it is but the guy paying for the television doesn't get to watch what they want.
So I saw The Amanda Show, and she was funny, and the show was highly successful.
But what happens when the cheering stops?
I guess we found out.
She's crashing the car hard. Over and over and over.
I was horrified when I saw her photo in the paper at court. She certainly didn't look like the same innocent girl.
How does life do that to you?
Money?
Self-importance?
Everyone who was kissing your ass suddenly turning on you?
I'm not sure, but it sort of sickens me.
Will everyone be stunned when the inevitable happens?
We saw it with Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston. We saw it with about 50 more if you really think about it, and yet we are fascinated by the crash.
Well, time to sum it up, I suppose.
I gotta' check to see what Lindsey Lohan did last night.
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