Lake Ontario

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It just keeps getting dumber, doesn’t it?

Now we’re supposed to call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America and Lake Ontario is now Lake America?

Dumb.

Idiotic.

Petty.

Stupid.

Changing names like a 10-year old.

How about we change a few more names:

The Oval Office is now to be known as The Rotundo.

The Epstein Files are now The Trump Files starring Jeffrey Epstein.

Mar a Lago will forever be known as Mar-A-Lardo.

Melania will forever be decreed as Melanoma.

And it is no longer the United States of America…

…it is now…

…Obama Land!

Of course, I’m just being a tad juvenile here, but can you seriously believe this crap?

He’s fighting with Canada!

They’re the nicest people in the world, and the trade agreement he so hates?????

Yeah.

It was HIS agreement.

The stupidity of this term is astounding.

How many childish names has he come up with?

It’s a rhetorical question and one that should never have to be answered.

Yesterday he sent out about 100 social media posts.

I saw the “Mission Accomplished” one that he put out about the now never-ending war in Iran.

I now watch videos of man-in-the-street interviews of people who voted for him.

They compare him to Jesus.

From what I know of Jesus Christ from years and years of religious education….

…well, let’s just say that our Lord and Savior wouldn’t even entertain the idea of a man who lives such a life.

With all that being said:

I’m renaming Lake Ontario.

Are you ready?

“Lake Trump Is A Pedophile”.

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