“I Need Your Help!”
I can proudly say that I have never donated a single penny to a politician. That’s not to say that they haven’t tried. I’ve received texts, spam calls, e-mails and singing telegrams asking me to kick in. “I still need your help!” One of the candidates just texted. “We need to make sure that we bring it across the finish line. Evan a single dollar can put us over the top!” Not from me. Money as it stands now needs to get out of politics. Millions upon millions are being spent. And meanwhile, we have politicians crossing the country doing rallies. Today, the sitting president (our national embarrassment) was talking about Arnold Palmer being ‘all man’. He completed that train of thought by explaining that Palmer had a huge weiner. That’s crucial for undecided voters, right? We are watching a complete mental breakdown as every speech these last ten days have included a section about ‘beautiful, muscular men.’ Who would’ve guessed that one? He’s a couple of rallies away from fully coming o...