You Watching?

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The huge debate is tonight.

Are you ready for the intelligent exchange of ideas as the men who are running for president make their case for the top job by being thoughtful, compassionate, and understanding of the issues that hamper the nation?

Yeah.

Me neither.

It’s going to be an absolute shit show that devolves into a spirited round of name-calling.

There is simply no way that this is beneficial and I believe it’s a colossal waste of time as people have already decided who they are voting for.

Candidate 1 is the incumbent who is 81 years old. His detractors claim that he is senile and has no idea where he is.

They also believe that he has master-minded an elaborate scheme to destroy his opponent’s campaign.

Candidate 2 is a convicted sexual assault offender. He has also been convicted of fraud and 34 criminal felonies.

His detractors believe that he’s clinically insane.

There you go!

I’m sure that it’s a close call for some people and the debate answers will clear it all up.

I have a solution to the snoozer that the debate is going to be.

When a candidate tells a lie they should receive an electric shock.

Nothing too elaborate just one that will show the viewer that it was indeed a fib.

Can you imagine?

I know for sure that one dude would be flopping around on the stage as though he were a fish out of water….

…about 2 minutes in.

I’m not watching even a second of it.

I’ll try not to read about it either.

Absolutely zero benefit to it.

I don’t have any curiosity about what the new nickname might be.

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