No Freaking Way!!!

There was an absolutely shocking report released yesterday that seemed to verify that Lindsey Graham was a gay man!

No freaking way!!

Who would’ve guessed that the man they called Lady G had gay tendencies?

Now the sad thing about it is that Graham sacrificed a whole lot to try and keep his secrets.

Early on, he stood up and shouted down the orange pig. He warned that hooking up with the Donald would bring the end of the Republican Party.

Called him a ‘nut job.’

And then he was invited golfing and something was whispered in his ear.

The next day, he was pro-every-dumb-thing-that-came-out-of-the-pig’s-huge-mouth.

It was more than a little disturbing.

Graham, who was liked by many, on both sides of the aisle became a huge ‘nut job’ on his own.

That’s the saddest part of this saga.

Despite the fact that members of the GOP would like you to believe that they’re holier than thou and that being gay is the worst thing ever…

…there are gay GOP members.

We all knew that Graham had those tendencies.

His desperate attempts to hide it made him compromise everything he once stood for, and he passed away being forever linked to the mess we are in.

He won’t clear that from his resume, and his secrets came out anyway.

Quite the legacy, I suppose.

And it appears that one of his conquests wasn’t yet an adult.

So perhaps he was also a pedophile?

Fit right in.