So Miserable

It was so cold yesterday that I was questioning my very existence.

“Why do I live here?!” I screamed on my way into the first site.

And then I started taking calls and answering emails because everything happens on Tuesday (it’s the day of the week when all the shit goes down).

The workforce is in a bitter mood with the Bills loss and the firing of their coach.

“I’m not talking about it!” One guy yelled.

There was a rambling, bumbling news conference by the dementia, pedophile and catching even a glimpse of that was enough.

He reminisced about his little league days and how his mother said, “Donald, you can be a professional baseball player.”

Then he talked about how great he was.

(Spoiler alert: He sucked).

Yet, the important things to come out of it was:

1). He’s going to invade Greenland and start World War III.

2). He said that no court in the land will make him release the Epstein files.

3). Everything wrong is Biden’s fault.

4). He’s doing a spectacular job.

Most of the calls now are regular Americans pleading with Congress to do something to get rid of him.

The Epstein files must be released.

Why would he not want them released?

Think long and hard about it.

There is only one possible answer:

He’s a pedophile at best…

…and a lot worse than that at worst.

He knows he’s on video.

Thus, we have ICE and Greenland and misery.

So, let’s add it all up:

A). Unbelievable cold and blowing snow.

B). Stress from work and all of Buffalo in deep despair.

C). World War III is on the way because no one will stop the man who should be in a mental facility.

Six days to go.

I need to hit a golf ball.