Pope Leo XIV

The white smoke showed itself on Thursday right around 12:30, as I was having lunch with a couple of buddies.

“Hearing it might be an American,” one guy said.

“Could it be?” I asked. “The first Pope to pay off a porn star?”

Didn’t get much of a laugh because we all were pretty disgusted with the photo of Pope Pig the first.

But it turned out that it was an American!

The first time ever.

And I immediately wondered about the name change. How do they decide that he is going to be Leo the fourteenth?

And of course, it turns out that the new Pope is as ‘woke’ as all the Popes who came before him because he believes in love and faith and compassion and empathy.

Which is bad news for MAGA because of you speak of compassion or empathy you’re an immediate opponent of their movement.

Simply kills me!

Springsteen and DeNiro and Clooney and Tom Hanks are all well-hated by MAGA because they’ve spoken out against human rights violations.

“He’s woke!!!” 

It’s the worst possible label that MAGA throws around.

Well, bad news, MAGA…

…they went with ‘woke’ over the porn star, faithless, criminal.

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