A Five-Day Job

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Imagine landing the job as the press secretary for the biggest liar in the history of the world.

I imagine you’d be excited.

It’s a high profile gig, and Katie Zacharia took a couple of cross country trips to be able to open up the Tuesday press briefing.

If you had the opportunity to see it, I feel badly for you. I caught some of it, and it was absolutely stunning.

She couldn’t read.

She was so nervous, and incoherent that I sorta’ felt embarrassed for her.

And then the back story.

She claimed to be a lawyer.

Never passed the bar.

She, like most people, is aware that you can’t claim to be a lawyer when you are in fact NOT a lawyer.

She stumbled over an explanation by saying that she spoke to colleagues who said that she could pretend to be a lawyer, but she couldn’t claim to be an attorney.

Make sense to you?

Regardless, she was fired.

Her dream job lasted 5 days.

And her now former boss, the rotund orange guy…

…blamed the media for being nasty to her.

He claimed that she is a really good person and that the claiming to be a lawyer was a colossal misunderstanding that was created by the left wing media and is actually fake news.

After all, she was hired to lie for the lyingist liars who ever lied.

She didn’t think that a lie was going to cost her a job where she was hired to lie.

Just another day in America.

Remember, this is the golden age, and we are now great again.

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