Keep it in Your Pants

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All kinds of stories breaking about foolish behavior.

There’s the Olivia Nuzzi story - she’s a journalist who allegedly sent nudes and had an affair with RFK Jr.

There’s Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs who is in a world of hurt and on suicide watch for his alleged lifetime of debauchery. 

There’s Matt Gaetz - a true creepy looking dude - who is also a senator from the state of Florida (that’s a story starter there) who was said to have had sex with a 17-year-old.

Finally, there’s Mark Robinson a Lieutenant Governor from North Carolina who called himself a Nazi, and waxed poetically about how cool it might be to own a few slaves. He is accused of an extra-marital affair and all kinds of depraved behavior, including perhaps, a dalliance with a sister-in-law.

Nuts!

Here’s what I’ve learned as an adult male in a long marriage with kids watching me.

Behave!

Your secrets are going to be found out.

Your perverse behavior will be unearthed.

And, while we’re at it - I might be an old man here - but sending nudes has always seemed insane to me.

How does one even work up the courage to do such a thing?

“I took a picture of IT for your viewing pleasure,” should be met with:

“You sick bastard!” 

Now, I know that we live in a society where you can see the ass crack of thousands just by pushing a button or two, and maybe the world has passed me by in this regard, but I don’t ever see myself sending out a nude shot.

Seems strange to me.

Anywhoha….

…there are cameras everywhere.

Everything you post is out there to be discovered, and while the rules have been tightened up over the last little while here are some guidelines for you:

1). If you’re a journalist, try not to sleep with the married dude you’re interviewing.

2). If you’re a senator, keep the orgies to a minimum, and for God’s sake, make sure everyone is of age.

3). If you’re a media mogul don’t advertise that you’re the world’s biggest pervert. Try to stay away from taking people to your island.

4). Try not to send photos of your junk to people. Make an even bigger effort not to film yourself doing things to people.

5). If you’re out there slinging crap about how deeply religious you are make sure that there’s no documentation floating about on how you stooped your cousin or sister-in-law.

6). Finally, if you’re a lawyer who hangs out on television and also hung out with Jeffrey Epstein, don’t explain away your massages by saying, ‘I kept my underwear on.’

Freedom brings a lot of temptation…

…the nuns, my Mom and Dad, and self-respect has kept me clear of any salacious scandals in my life.

Ah well.

Makes me an old man, I guess.

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