“I Thought I Was A Doctor”

I don’t want to even think about the giant, orange pedophile, but here I am.

Woke this morning and was immediately greeted by a photo of him, as Jesus, with his hand on the forehead of a dying man who looked like Epstein.

There are all sorts of religious lights and figures around him. He looks as if he’s shooting flames out of his hands.

It’s similar to the photo that he put out with him dressed as the pope.

There was another showing him walking on water.

What’s funny is that in the fake photos he’s as fit as Rocky Balboa.

Well, this time, he pissed off all the people who believed that he was a true Christian, who lives a life of piety and respect and dignity. 

A real beacon of love.

This time, they didn’t like that he pictured himself as white Jesus.

So, they asked him about it, and he blamed:

All together now!

THE FAKE MEDIA

“I posted it because I thought I was a doctor.”

The president of the United States ladies and gentlemen.

Let’s recap what fake Jesus did this past week:

1). Threatened to end a civilization.

2). Said that he didn’t need the strait to be open because America doesn’t use it.

3). Threatened the civilization with end times because he wanted the strait open.

4). Said it was open.

5). When he learned it wasn’t he begged for help from our former allies.

6). Another threat.

7). Said it would open naturally.

8). Threatened a blockade.

9). Posted a photo of him as Jesus (uhhh…a doctor).

10). Blamed the fake media.

And you know what’s truly hysterical?

An hour after he claimed he was a doctor and wasn’t making fun of Jesus…

…those who line up to kiss his fat ass…

…kissed his fat ass.

Just another day.

We great yet?