100 Men Versus 1 Gorilla

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There’s a huge debate going around social media about which side would win in a fight:

100 men or 1 gorilla.

🦍 

Like much of what goes on in social circles this is a completely senseless debate, and one that is easily answered.

Now the rules are simple.

It’s a hand-to-hand fight.

Neither the men nor the  🦍 are allowed to bring a weapon.

Are you ready for the answer?

The 🦍!

It wouldn’t be much of a fight either because out of the 100 men the first ten or so to make contact would be obliterated, and I’m thinking at least 50 or 60 of the other men, seeing the instant carnage, would beat feet for the nearest exit.

Of the other 30 or 40 people still dumb enough to stick around, another 10-15 would take another run at the 🦍 and they too would be pulverized…

…allowing the remaining tough guys to also flee the scene.

There are no other answers here.

To beat the 🦍 the 100 men would have to fight him in absolute unity. 

Won’t happen.

As soon as the 🦍 rips the head off the first guy he sees the plan will go out the window.

Mike Tyson once said:

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”

Exactly.

The  🦍 would beat a thousand men.

No question.

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