Is This Real Life?

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It seems that if aliens arrived here and attempted to take hostages that it would only be a story for a couple of days, and then we’d move on.

Aliens arriving would be about tenth on the list of weird things that have happened lately.

The weekend was filled with little quips from the indicted orange dude as he attacked the prosecutor, his former vice-president and the judge.

I’ve never seen anything like it.

The nicknames are back:

“Deranged Jack Smith.”

“Crooked Joe Biden.”

“Liddle Mike Pence.”

He’s having trouble in the nickname game.

“Crooked” Joe Biden was Hilary’s moniker.

“Liddle” Mike Pence is also recycled from “Liddle” Marco Rubio.

That one is truly strange - Pence could certainly be nicknamed.for a lot of his weird traits - I don’t know what makes him “Liddle” and come to think of it - I don’t know what the hell “Liddle” means.

And then…

…the one that really got me was courtesy of John Eastman - one of the dudes who may be part of the indictment.

“Damn right we were trying to overthrow the government,” Eastman said.

Now, dude is a lawyer.

Hasn’t anyone mentioned that trying to overthrow is the government is frowned upon?

Admitting it seems to be a weird way to try and free yourself of the charges.

Yet, that’s how they spin it.

1). We didn’t do it.

2). Oh, you can prove we did it?

3). You suck. 

4). You’re all crooked. 

5). yeah, we did it!

6). The constitution thing is dumb anyway.

Is this still real life?

The aliens might turn around and just head on back.


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