And Now….A Virus! 🦠

Hearing the mumbling about the Hantavirus making its way to America.

Remember how much fun we had during Covid?

I’m sure we’ll be well-informed.

What’s known so far is that it started on a Dutch cruise ship and has to do with rodents.

Didn’t we do away with the World Health Organization?

I know that no one believes in science, and I can’t wait for the first press conference where we spit ball drinking bleach or shooting ultra-violet light up our asses.

Why not, right?

The war has grown boring as it goes like this:

“We are doing really well. Iran loves us now, and we are hours away from a deal that saves us all from the nuclear bomb that they were going to drop on us, but I stopped it, and did you hear that I passed a cognitive test? The first question was easy. There was a picture of a giraffe. I aced that part, and the doctor said, with tears in his eyes, that no one ever got that answer so fast, and Obama wouldn’t take it. I’ve stopped eleven wars.”

And then Iran bombs our ships.

Then we get this post:

“Iran is being bad. They’re still gonna’ sign the deal, or tomorrow I’m going to blow them off the face of the earth. Like to smithereens. Say, did you see my ballroom? I picked out the curtains today. We need the ballroom and we only need a billion dollars to build it because I build things, and it’s gonna be wonderful. Anyway, I didn’t hear about a virus. That’s a Democrat hoax.”

Yeah.

Life has been a little too quiet lately.

We need a virus.

We can all stay home.

And gas prices will come down!