Don’t Buy This One Either

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We can’t trust anything we’re told.

So, I have a simple philosophy:

If they tell us something, the opposite is probably true.

I don’t even want to comment on the violence at the correspondents dinner other than to say:

“Thoughts and prayers.”

Offer him a bulletproof backpack and lunch pail and teach him how to hide under his desk.

Also, who runs their security?

Don Knotts and the Apple Dumpling Gang?

How do they keep bringing guns into secured locations?

Whatevs as the kids say.

I can’t keep having my mind controlled by distractions.

“The war isn’t going great. They still want to see the Epstein files, and everyone is saying that the Butler shooting was staged.”

“Oh, I have an idea! Let’s stage another one!”

“Great idea, sir! This time we won’t kill anyone!!”

“Right, and the moment it happens how about we all tweet that we need a ball room?”

Nope.

Bulletproof backpack that’s all you get.

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