Correcting Some Stupidity

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Word is that we’re looking to use force to occupy Greenland and the Panama Canal.

There’s also a move to make Canada the 51st state and to make Wayne Gretzky the prime minister.

Is this what was on the table?

Greenland is a NATO ally and they aren’t for sale.

Canada doesn’t want to be the 51st state.

Wayne Gretzky isn’t eligible to be prime minister.

Water comes out of shower heads just fine.

Windmills don’t kill whales or mice or birds.

It wasn’t a landslide mandate.

Jack Smith didn’t make up the stolen classified documents story.

The judge wasn’t crooked in the rape trial.

The insurrection wasn’t a peaceful gathering of patriots.

Anywhoha…

…just thought I’d get some of that out of the way.

Oh, and the Gulf of Mexico is a perfectly fine name.

We don’t need it to be the Gulf of America.

Ridiculous.

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