Now It’s a 350-Foot Cut

It’s truly incredible.

The lie is tested out.

“It was vandalism.”

The reporters don’t push back, but everyone kind of laughs about it, and mentions that it’s insane to even try to tell such a whopper.

Step two is to work on the lie.

“It was a knife. No wait. It was a box cutter because I told everyone that a knife couldn’t cut it.”

200 feet isn’t a large enough slit to make all the water turn green. So I’ll say it was 300’. Then I’ll mention we arrested people, and are investigating it.

So, they try a new lie.

“It’s sick. Vandals. They definitely loved Clinton and Obama. Sick, sick people. They jumped in and made a 350’ slit down the floor and started ripping up pieces. Then they ripped up the lawn. That was a fan of Comey, he’s a crooked cop. And Barrak HUSSEIN Obama, who is stupid. Sick, sick people.”

The media tries a couple of questions, just for fun.

“There is camera surveillance of the reflecting pond. Did they not see the vandals?”

“It’ll come out during the investigation.”

“We all watched the motorcade drive across it. Couldn’t that have destroyed it?”

“Oh no. It’s indestructible. It can’t be damaged. Not even with a knife. And I did it for like $100 million less than Obama who wasted hundreds of millions trying to fix it, and it’s beautiful now, it will be when those sick people are arrested.”

And it’s all so stupid.

I’m not even exaggerating his comments here.

That’s the garbage that he spews.

And suddenly we have a headline.

“Vandals caused millions of damage by making a 700-foot cut along the bottom of the pool wearing scuba suits and self-breathing apparatus. They weren’t seen, or picked up on the cameras, but this is what the president said happened, and he would never lie.”

They trot out Lady Graham and Ted Cruz and Lil’ Marco who pretend that the proof is indisputable and Hannity does 3 hours on it.

“Without supreme leadership from the president this could have been a tragedy. Thank God that he’s so smart. We will survive because no one builds things better than the supreme leader.”

Finally, it lands in MAGA land.

“Libtards hate America! They destroyed the beautiful pool. It was a pack of gay immigrants. They were praising Allah. It was on the news! I did my own research.”

It’s all so freaking stupid.