Asleep & Gassy

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They really should be televising the court case.

For the 3rd time in 4 days the defendant fell asleep during the trial.

There are reports going around that the courtroom was cleared by the defendant farting in his sleep.

Your GOP presidential candidate, ladies and gentlemen!

The sad part about the news of the day is that you really can’t be sure what is true and what might be exaggerated.

Yet, this particular story?

Most certainly sounds true. There was a clip of a meeting in the White House where poor Diane Feinstein was seated next to Donny Dumps in his Depends and the microphone picked up the sound.

A split-second later, Feinstein, who wasn’t really all there at that point in her career, turns and flashes a look of pure disgust.

As the courtroom drama of the day ended, the defendant stepped in front of the microphone and made the case for lifting the gag order so that he could attack the jurors, I guess.

Those poor jurors are in some serious trouble. Their names haven’t been released but their professions, hometowns and ages have been made public.

A man set himself on fire outside the courtroom to protest the case against the flatulence king of the party.

Do you think the jurors are going to be safe?

A couple have quit already.

As insane as all of this is, it is also truly sad…

…America has devolved into an absolute mess.

Once again, there are people who are going to disappear into the voting booth and pull the lever next to his name…

…that is if all of his lawyers don’t quit because they can’t sit at the table next to him.

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